Dave Helling, the rug is way more convincing now. Micheal Mahoney, you’ve finally mastered the combover. Steve Kraske…..we all just want to pinch your cheek.

On the way to lunch, Frank exclaimed, “I wish it hadn’t taken me 33 years to discover coffee and liquor.”

The site sometimes needs a bit of levity.

Those familiar with my Professorvater and prime foodie mentor will appreciate these products that celebrate his culinary preferences.

Our friend Oimoi experienced this when he moved into a furnished living space. This is unsanitary even by French standards.

Check out the Food Inspection links at right for more fun. You’ll find that even your favorite restaurant has some dirty secrets.

But does that keep me from eating at my favorite places? Apparently not…